A: anything after 1:30 or 2:00

Q: mccain or obama?

 

A. My political views are my own and I don't feel the need to tell them to the world, but I will tell you I like Guns and support our troops to no end.


Q. Fav TV series?

 

A. House as of right now.

Q. How do you kill a mockingbird ?

 

A. trick question, you don't.


Q. If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, where do they bury the survivors?

 

you dont burry survivors....

passengers on an electric train are doing a science project on which way the smoke will blow... the train is traveling north, and wind blowing west, in what general direction will the train smoke go?

 

A. It won't leave the cabin because those passengers are hot boxxing the b!tch

Q. Why can't I focus on packing when I'm going back to Columbus tomorrow and still think I have a lot to pack before I leave?

 

^ Dude its an electric train.....LOL FAIL !!!

Because this site is Virtual crack !

When is too much never enough ???

 

A. never
(I knew it was an electric train, why so serious???)

Q. When was the last time you genuinely laughed so hard you could barely breathe?

 

A. the other day over a conversation me and my friends where having while at White Castle


Q. Do you ever go to (insert generic search engine here) only to forget what you went there to search and therefore search (insert generic search engine here) instead?

 

a: all the time ..... and usually search prosthetic legs instead. Don't ask.

q: why when I wanted a day for myself my GF took off the same day as me TOTALLY ruining my solitude......