get home, put on door mold and hope it matches the originals. wash car, bike ride, dinner

what is your favorite song ever?

 

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

want me to sing it for younow?

 

girls just wanna have fun

is 90 degrees too hot for you?

 

A: Thats hard to say..

Q: How much could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

A:
Some say it depends on three factors:

[ul][*]The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood. [/ul]

[ul][*]The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood. [/ul]

[ul][*]The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood. [/ul]
Others say:

[ul][*]He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. [/ul]

[ul][*]If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could! [/ul]

[ul][*]A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. [/ul]

[ul][*]A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. [/ul]

[ul][*]If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood. [/ul]

[ul][*]If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. [/ul]

[ul][*]It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks. [/ul]

[ul][*]One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut. [/ul]

[ul][*]It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game. [/ul]

[ul][*]Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all. [/ul]

[ul][*]It depends on how good his dentures are! [/ul]

[ul][*]A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood. [/ul]

[ul][*]About 5.72 fluid litres of wood [/ul]

[ul][*]About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards. [/ul]

[ul][*]Um....... 23???? [/ul]





[ul][*]Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck. [/ul]

[ul][*]If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. [/ul]




Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.




Q: does my vast knowledge amaze you?

 

No

Does it amaze you?

 

no, i keep getting distracted by 2 hypnotic eyes, gives me a headache

how long until cds are totally useless?

 

probably 5-7 yrs

how many cds do you have

 

A: until feb 2009 when all the tv's go digital.

Q: why is there "\\\;amp\\\\ amp\\\\\\\ all over this thread?

 

i have no idea, glitch in the programming?

do you know anything about html coding?