a: Definitely close fingers in a door.

q: Pepperoni or cheese pizza??

 

A: i'll take the cheese pizza. never been a fan of pepperoni

Q: how come it's always so easy to tell yourself that you're not gonna eat anything until you start getting that rumbly in your tumbly? i've had a banana and an apple....and that ain't cuttin it!

 

try some peanut butter on a rice cake. Or six scoops of hagen daaz


Whan is the last time you narrowly avoided being seriously hurt?

 

A: when i slipped on the banana peel crossing a busy intersection where a speeding semi truck came outta controlthrough the intersection, only to be saved by the blind man's german shepard lead dogthat safely dragged me to the curb.

Q: do you have a better story to tell that doesn't involve fruit?

 

no. All my near death experiences I am just now realizing somehow involved fruit. Like the guy that tried to attack me with a bunch of fresh cherries.

Is a nod as good as a wink to a blind bat?

 

A: actually, i like tonod and wink at the same time. it makes no difference to the blind bat, but the other people around you will offer youhelp (sometimes even money) cuz they think you're retarded.

Q: still on the fruit subject......what fruit would best describe you and why?

 

A: A blind bat wouldn't know the difference so I would just flip it off.

Q: Crap I had a question and I don't remember.... what was my question???

Josh

 

A/Q. do I appear to be psychic?

 

you're OUT OF ORDER, Josh!!! see below for the correct question!!

 

a: Sure, why not.

q: I'm sorry, Kelly - were you trying to ask something??