A: i believe it was Act II, Scene IV

Q: can you touch your tongue to the tip of your nose?

 

no, but i can lift a 12 Lb bowling ball with it.......

Are you
1) Somewhat flexible
2) Flexible
3) "Holy Sheet how did you do that?" flexible?

 

A. somewhere between 2 and 3 I would imagine, I can sit in with my knees on the floor and my feet touching my stomach while laying my nose on the floor too. (my track coach said I was almost unnaturally flexible but in a good way because I rarely got hurt in a fall.


Q. What is the worst wipe out you have had?

 

decending down about a 30 foot, 50 degree angle bank to a dry creek bed on my mountain bike. front tire wedged and I went over like a snowball. Complete wipeout rolling down the hill, end over end. Head hit a rock, but helmet held.

Would you rather play 18 holes of good golf or
camp overnight at a very scenic place?

 

A: i'd pitch a tent on the 14th green and have a beach party in the bunker!!

Q: what do you do when you can't fall asleep?

 

If I am not able to makie sweet love to my sleeping (snoring) beauty.....I......get a stiffy..........Scotch that is.....and watch TV.


What's the best late night station?

 

all depends on what your looking for, tv? radio?



if audi's were never made, what would you be driving?

 

A. something else german or an STi, or maybe old school muscle



Q. What have you done that was fun today?

 

A: prevent prostate cancer????

Q: was that funny?

 

Yes, good to know you like to lend a helping hand....

Would you own a corvette?