at least these punch in the face is more legit then those JESUS pants or jesus touched this, wore this, and blah that i seen backin in the day

 

i think im gonna put my kidney up there, and see how long it stays up before Ebay takes it down

 

wut if they never do and someone wins the bid karl

 

then they have to pay the medical bill.. or i run like a bithc

 

u kno if someone can afford a kidney i think they can afford the med bills to remove it
i would shipped them a cooler with the Sunday news paper in it

 

ok i think im gonna post it on ebay, what should it say?

 

If that guy can offer a punch in teh face I'm gonna auction off a kick in the PILLS... Starting bid? $25.00

 

Are you tried of peeing blood or going through dialysis
Left/Right (which one u want) healthy kidney for sale
No prier family history of any dieses affecting the kidney
With 23+ years on it, only lazy years no harsh years
No accidents, never any blows or punches to the kidney
Only filled up on low protein foods
Last check up showed NO ROCKS
THIS IS A DIRECT BOLT ON NO EXTRA PARTS NEEDED

GREAT DEAL JUMP ON IT NOW

 

^^^don't forget blood type

 

haha. Just got back to see where this has gone. Selling a kidney is either a genous idea or a really dumb one. Im going for the latter. Although you could probably make a lot of money should someone actually want to buy it from you.