Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a
little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?
If: ...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+ 23+15+18+11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11+ 14+ 15+ 23+ 12+ 5+ 4+ 7+ 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1+ 20+ 20+ 9 +20+ 21+ 4 +5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2+ 21+ 12+ 12+ 19+ 8+9 +20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there,
but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far *** kissing will take you.
A S S K I S S I N G 1+ 19+ 19+ 11+ 9 +19+ 19+ 9 +14 + 7 = 118%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

~Amanda

 

cool ****, ive seen it before !

 

haha I do bullshit quite a bit but no *** kissing

 

Ah well, you never know when it'll come in handy...

~Amanda