170,000 miles and still have the original clutch!
#1
170,000 miles and still have the original clutch!
Yup, my car is getting old.
Leaking a little antifreeze, and need a new lower radiator hose one of these days (should have replaced it when I did the timing belt). It's got a new battery, and just put on the 15"s for the winter.
Looks good for an old car.
Leaking a little antifreeze, and need a new lower radiator hose one of these days (should have replaced it when I did the timing belt). It's got a new battery, and just put on the 15"s for the winter.
Looks good for an old car.
#5
164k on my OEM clutch, no sweat yet. Bogie, I threw the 16" steelies on last week, black with snow tires, and now I'm sporting the unmarked police car look. Time to get some magnetic antennas, throw a laptop on the passenger seat, park at the end of a bridge, and point a hairdryer at people to see how many slow down
#6
^They call that a rectum stretcher.
While he was "flying" down the road yesterday, a man passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which he replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," he responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it , until it's about 6 feet wide." And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked. You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
While he was "flying" down the road yesterday, a man passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which he replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," he responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it , until it's about 6 feet wide." And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked. You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Last edited by Bogie; 11-26-2008 at 08:56 PM.
#8
^They call that a rectum stretcher.
While he was "flying" down the road yesterday, a man passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which he replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," he responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it , until it's about 6 feet wide." And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked. You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
While he was "flying" down the road yesterday, a man passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which he replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," he responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it , until it's about 6 feet wide." And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked. You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
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