Chuck Norris once fell in a pool of lava.....He almost drown.

 

no the lava almost died

 

Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonald's.... and got one.

 

years ago, Chuck Norris pointed his finger at a group of passingvirgin coeds and yelled "BOOYAAH!" and instantly, all thegirls were pregnant.the children bornof these immaculate conceptionswould growup to become the starting lineup of the 2007 New England Patriots.