100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
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01-15-2008, 02:47 PM
100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
Stolen from another forum...thought I would share. Enjoy!
WARNING. The following will make you laugh, cry from laughter, then probably get pissed off. it's a long list, and there's a LOT of stupid in it. I take that back, it's all stupid. Please feel free to pick your favorites
Top 100 Quotes
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 2447 times.
No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (260)] [2006-Oct-01]
Average Rating: 4.43
Rated 2120 times.
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]
awesomestnerd, SmashBoards [Comments (185)] [2005-Nov-07]
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 2068 times.
Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.
Bobby said he’d been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of “I knew you wouldnt understand! You’re just like everyone else!” before running to his room and slamming the door.
What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I’ve dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he’s the one who’s feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its ‘ok’ to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem ‘cool’ and ‘hip’ and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.
Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]
Betty, Unidiversal [Comments (329)] [2006-Dec-10]
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 1576 times.
Gravity: Doesn’t exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that’s just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it’s not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn’t the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.
Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (205)] [2007-Mar-01]
Average Rating: 4.01
Rated 1371 times.
Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ******* eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn’t it?
The Prince of Pain, GameTalk [Comments (339)] [2007-Jan-01]
Submitted by Savrin
Average Rating: 4.02
Rated 1233 times.
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (2846)] [2006-Oct-28]
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 883 times.
WARNING. The following will make you laugh, cry from laughter, then probably get pissed off. it's a long list, and there's a LOT of stupid in it. I take that back, it's all stupid. Please feel free to pick your favorites
Top 100 Quotes
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 2447 times.
No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (260)] [2006-Oct-01]
Average Rating: 4.43
Rated 2120 times.
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]
awesomestnerd, SmashBoards [Comments (185)] [2005-Nov-07]
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 2068 times.
Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.
Bobby said he’d been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of “I knew you wouldnt understand! You’re just like everyone else!” before running to his room and slamming the door.
What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I’ve dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he’s the one who’s feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its ‘ok’ to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem ‘cool’ and ‘hip’ and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.
Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]
Betty, Unidiversal [Comments (329)] [2006-Dec-10]
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 1576 times.
Gravity: Doesn’t exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that’s just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it’s not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn’t the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.
Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (205)] [2007-Mar-01]
Average Rating: 4.01
Rated 1371 times.
Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go **** a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men ******* eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn’t it?
The Prince of Pain, GameTalk [Comments (339)] [2007-Jan-01]
Submitted by Savrin
Average Rating: 4.02
Rated 1233 times.
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!
Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (2846)] [2006-Oct-28]
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 883 times.
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01-15-2008, 02:48 PM
RE: 100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]
This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god
if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she’ll always be like this
god tests every one of us [emphasis added]
theSAVED, Penny Arcade [Comments (175)] [2007-Jan-14]
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 868 times.
There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don’t know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (91)] [2006-Sep-12]
Average Rating: 4.27
Rated 785 times.
You got it backwards.
Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.
Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.
CRASH, Theology Online [Comments (149)] [2006-Jul-18]
Submitted by quantumspirit
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 746 times.
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
JohnR7, Christian forums [Comments (194)] [2006-Nov-04]
Average Rating: 4.06
Rated 687 times.
I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don’t really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.
TexasSky, Christian Forums [Comments (65)] [2006-Aug-24]
Average Rating: 4.58
Rated 643 times.
[on the sunject of a Bible printing company]
Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes… what can I say?).
The only thing I don’t like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don’t think that’s right. We know the only true translation is the 1600’s version in English.
It’s too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in… and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.
leyenda , KJB only [Comments (114)] [2007-Aug-06]
Submitted by Traitor1
Average Rating: 4.13
Rated 631 times.
[Replying to ‘as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years… incase you missed that memo…’]
several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.
Queen of the tigers, Gaia [Comments (112)] [2006-Apr-19]
Submitted by Melf
Average Rating: 4.12
Rated 622 times.
If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol
Gods soldier, Myspace [Comments (149)] [2006-Feb-03]
Average Rating: 4.25
Rated 611 times.
[continuing his hard-on for the KJV]
If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James — your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.
AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (108)] [2006-Jul-20]
Submitted by Ash
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 547 times.
I honestly don’t care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.
Apologist, IIDB [Comments (127)] [2006-Jul-05]
Submitted by Talisman
Average Rating: 4.04
Rated 534 times.
[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]
What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?
LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums [Comments (112)] [2006-Oct-16]
Submitted by scotty
Average Rating: 4.02
Rated 498 times.
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
4.how come we cant speak monkey
Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [Comments (125)] [2005-Jul-03]
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 426 times.
Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist’s funeral?
I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they’re not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?
And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist’s grave
marker? “Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist”. What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.
Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.
Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.
Daniel Joseph Min, alt.atheism [Comments (152)] [2007-Jan-07]
Submitted by Sgeo
Average Rating: 4.08
Rated 374 times.
[One Christian speaking to another]
You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don’t accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.
Troy, Bibliocality [Comments (1041)] [2006-Feb-07]
Average Rating: 4.02
Rated 333 times.
A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.
[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you’re screwing over the women who don’t deserve their fate.]
Are you calling them victims now? Should’ve stayed in the house where it’s safe.
Uberbeliever, Christian Forums [Comments (144)] [2007-Jan-24]
Submitted by Tdevil
Average Rating: 4.07
Rated 325 times.
What is called ‘Science’ today and ’scientists’ consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the ‘Priest-Entertainers’ for the common people. ‘Science’ consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology… nothing good has ever come from ’science’ — In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: “Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane.” By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!
The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)… but for a second can you imagine what these so-called ’scientists would have us believe — If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!
Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are ‘tiny.’ Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world… this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE… a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning “herd”… prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the “modern” superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: “It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories.” Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?
KettleWhistle, Israel Forum [Comments (113)] [2007-Mar-02]
Average Rating: 4.06
Rated 320 times.
“Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.”
cdevidal, CARM [Comments (66)] [2007-Apr-01]
Submitted by Elizabeth
Average Rating: 4.31
Rated 304 times.
This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god
if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state
Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she’ll always be like this
god tests every one of us [emphasis added]
theSAVED, Penny Arcade [Comments (175)] [2007-Jan-14]
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 868 times.
There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don’t know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (91)] [2006-Sep-12]
Average Rating: 4.27
Rated 785 times.
You got it backwards.
Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.
Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.
CRASH, Theology Online [Comments (149)] [2006-Jul-18]
Submitted by quantumspirit
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 746 times.
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
JohnR7, Christian forums [Comments (194)] [2006-Nov-04]
Average Rating: 4.06
Rated 687 times.
I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don’t really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.
TexasSky, Christian Forums [Comments (65)] [2006-Aug-24]
Average Rating: 4.58
Rated 643 times.
[on the sunject of a Bible printing company]
Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes… what can I say?).
The only thing I don’t like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don’t think that’s right. We know the only true translation is the 1600’s version in English.
It’s too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in… and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.
leyenda , KJB only [Comments (114)] [2007-Aug-06]
Submitted by Traitor1
Average Rating: 4.13
Rated 631 times.
[Replying to ‘as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years… incase you missed that memo…’]
several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.
Queen of the tigers, Gaia [Comments (112)] [2006-Apr-19]
Submitted by Melf
Average Rating: 4.12
Rated 622 times.
If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol
Gods soldier, Myspace [Comments (149)] [2006-Feb-03]
Average Rating: 4.25
Rated 611 times.
[continuing his hard-on for the KJV]
If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James — your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.
AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (108)] [2006-Jul-20]
Submitted by Ash
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 547 times.
I honestly don’t care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.
Apologist, IIDB [Comments (127)] [2006-Jul-05]
Submitted by Talisman
Average Rating: 4.04
Rated 534 times.
[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]
What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?
LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums [Comments (112)] [2006-Oct-16]
Submitted by scotty
Average Rating: 4.02
Rated 498 times.
How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
4.how come we cant speak monkey
Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread
coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [Comments (125)] [2005-Jul-03]
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 426 times.
Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist’s funeral?
I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they’re not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?
And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist’s grave
marker? “Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist”. What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.
Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.
Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.
Daniel Joseph Min, alt.atheism [Comments (152)] [2007-Jan-07]
Submitted by Sgeo
Average Rating: 4.08
Rated 374 times.
[One Christian speaking to another]
You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don’t accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.
Troy, Bibliocality [Comments (1041)] [2006-Feb-07]
Average Rating: 4.02
Rated 333 times.
A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.
[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you’re screwing over the women who don’t deserve their fate.]
Are you calling them victims now? Should’ve stayed in the house where it’s safe.
Uberbeliever, Christian Forums [Comments (144)] [2007-Jan-24]
Submitted by Tdevil
Average Rating: 4.07
Rated 325 times.
What is called ‘Science’ today and ’scientists’ consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the ‘Priest-Entertainers’ for the common people. ‘Science’ consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology… nothing good has ever come from ’science’ — In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: “Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane.” By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!
The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)… but for a second can you imagine what these so-called ’scientists would have us believe — If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!
Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are ‘tiny.’ Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world… this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE… a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning “herd”… prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the “modern” superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: “It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories.” Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?
KettleWhistle, Israel Forum [Comments (113)] [2007-Mar-02]
Average Rating: 4.06
Rated 320 times.
“Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.”
cdevidal, CARM [Comments (66)] [2007-Apr-01]
Submitted by Elizabeth
Average Rating: 4.31
Rated 304 times.
#3
01-15-2008, 02:48 PM
RE: 100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I’m a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn’t want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved!
Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was ‘discriminating’ against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?
Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it’s a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting ‘religion’.
Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She’s the one who’s discriminating against me because I’m one with the LORD!
Jesus is the only way to salvation! It’s that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It’s all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they’ll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.
Meg, Myspace [Comments (131)] [2007-Aug-11]
Submitted by Esjeur
Average Rating: 4.11
Rated 286 times.
The other day while installing some new fiber optics cables for a satellite array I overheard some coworkers talking about quarks. Quarks are supposedly tiny particles that nobody can see and nobody has any use for. So why do we know about them? What good does it possibly do us to know what a quark is? Just another example of useless science, and wasted money on the so called research needed for this great discovery.
I seriously have to wornder about people who spend their free time thinking about things like quarks or quasars. There are more important things to do.
As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn’t in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question. A few years ago when my wife suddenly had to get an emergency c-section I was scared. But I didnt turn to any book about quarks. Luckily I had my palm pilot with me, which just happened to have the entire King James bible on it! I read a few passages that gave me the strength to pray for her and the baby to get through this ordeal. I sure didn’t need any useless trivia books about quarks to find comfort in.
I have very little use for science. In fact it is in impediment to getting close to God.
[Someone points out the obvious fact that c-sections and computers are a benefit of science.]
You are confusing TECHNOLOGY with SCIENCE.
Technology and science are often lumped together, but are totally separate and unrelated things.
Technology makes peoples lives easier. Technology is the product of inventive geniuses who were inspired by God. Inventions and innovations improve life.
Science causes confustion and makes things complicated. Everytime there is a new discovery the old discoveries and old wisdom are discarded! And theories get more and more complex. Science makes people confused and complicates things. Who is the author of confusion? Satan of course. The bible it the opposite of science. Biblical wisdom NEVER CHANGES, and anyone can get it. Scientific wisdom is always changing and contradicting itself, and really nobody gets it.
Please don’t insult our intelligence by lumping science and technology together. They are as different at night and day.
spreadingtheword, 123 Christian Forums [Comments (74)] [2006-Aug-16]
Submitted by Randola
Average Rating: 4.28
Rated 272 times.
Just like what **** Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.
Pat Robertson, Quotes From the Religious Right [Comments (193)] [2007-Nov-09]
Average Rating: 4.39
Rated 261 times.
The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.
Meg, Myspace [Comments (88)] [2007-Aug-24]
Average Rating: 4.69
Rated 232 times.
[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]
god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.
Howie R, Yahoo Answers [Comments (124)] [2007-Nov-08]
Submitted by Zoe
Average Rating: 4.5
Rated 222 times.
Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
EnemyPartyII, Christianforums.com [Comments (86)] [2007-Dec-02]
Average Rating: 4.66
Rated 216 times.
A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister.
Kirabellydancer , YouTube [Comments (69)] [2007-Oct-21]
Average Rating: 4.29
Rated 151 times.
A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?
[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there’s been no black presidents - Anyway it’s incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]
As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.
bricks00usa, Christian Forums [Comments (62)] [2007-Aug-21]
Average Rating: 4.37
Rated 148 times.
Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these “rocks” at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day.
Rebelscum954, CARM [Comments (121)] [2007-Sep-12]
Average Rating: 4.67
Rated 116 times.
One theory is that the pre-Flood Earth had a canopy of ice above it that squeezed the atmosphere down to, say, 15 miles […] If you squeezed the air down to 15 miles - instead of 100 - it would be more clear because there would be less distortion - atmospheric twinkle it’s called. And probably this canopy of ice would act as a photo-amplifier where you would actually see things much more clearly. That’s one theory that [in] the pre-Flood world you don’t need a telescope - you could see incredibly well.
Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com [Comments (59)] [2007-Nov-13]
Average Rating: 4.06
Rated 112 times.
Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
BJ Tabor, Blogs4Brownback [Comments (92)] [2007-Aug-01]
Submitted by Damned at Random
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 108 times.
A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him.
MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [Comments (83)] [2007-Jan-08]
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 98 times.
[Would you please tell us what your scientific qualifications (for evaluating evolution) are? What is your profession?]
My qualification is I’m a God-fearing college dropout redneck hick landlord who goes after darwinism with freaking vengeance….and I just happen to have the truth on my side.
supersport, Theology Web [Comments (76)] [2007-Jan-28]
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 96 times.
Why is it that spiders could spin and weave a million years ago, but they try to say people could only spin or weave 20,000 years ago.
JohnR7, Christian Forums [Comments (43)] [2006-Sep-01]
Submitted by Theironpaperclip
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 93 times.
He is “the dragon” and “the serpent,” both titles linking him to his role in the fall of man. He appeared to Eve in the form of a serpent, doubtless in the body of a serpent he had possessed. It is unlikely that a being so pretentious as the devil would choose as his mouthpiece an ordinary snake. Indeed, “serpent” can refer to any reptile. The reptile he deemed a suitable embodiment of himself was “the dragon,” an ancient name for the sort of creatures we know as dinosaurs.
Ed Rickard, Bible Studies at the Moorings [Comments (17)] [2006-Sep-01]
Submitted by Denizen
Average Rating: 4.02
Rated 91 times.
(In response to Largo, FL city manager Steve Stanton announcing plans to get a sex change - which led to city commissioners voting to fire him
Mr. Stanton is not a role model. He’s proven that. I think for the sake of our young people today, you need to do what’s right, and that’s terminate him. … If Jesus was here tonight, I can guarantee you he’d want him terminated. Make no mistake about it.
Rev. Ron Sanders, St. Petersburg Times [Comments (60)] [2007-Mar-01]
Submitted by Martha P.
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 91 times.
Muslims countries aren’t as interested in ID because they don’t need to deal with nearly as much atheist scum evolutionists with their evolving mind tricks. All our liberties are allowing the atheists here to destroy our society. George H.W. Bush was intelligent and thoughtful enough to say that atheists shouldn’t really be citizens. Maybe his son will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead?
CharlesW, Uncommon Descent [Comments (56)] [2007-Jan-03]
Average Rating: 4.04
Rated 90 times.
Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was ‘discriminating’ against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!?
Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it’s a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting ‘religion’.
Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She’s the one who’s discriminating against me because I’m one with the LORD!
Jesus is the only way to salvation! It’s that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It’s all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they’ll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.
Meg, Myspace [Comments (131)] [2007-Aug-11]
Submitted by Esjeur
Average Rating: 4.11
Rated 286 times.
The other day while installing some new fiber optics cables for a satellite array I overheard some coworkers talking about quarks. Quarks are supposedly tiny particles that nobody can see and nobody has any use for. So why do we know about them? What good does it possibly do us to know what a quark is? Just another example of useless science, and wasted money on the so called research needed for this great discovery.
I seriously have to wornder about people who spend their free time thinking about things like quarks or quasars. There are more important things to do.
As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn’t in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question. A few years ago when my wife suddenly had to get an emergency c-section I was scared. But I didnt turn to any book about quarks. Luckily I had my palm pilot with me, which just happened to have the entire King James bible on it! I read a few passages that gave me the strength to pray for her and the baby to get through this ordeal. I sure didn’t need any useless trivia books about quarks to find comfort in.
I have very little use for science. In fact it is in impediment to getting close to God.
[Someone points out the obvious fact that c-sections and computers are a benefit of science.]
You are confusing TECHNOLOGY with SCIENCE.
Technology and science are often lumped together, but are totally separate and unrelated things.
Technology makes peoples lives easier. Technology is the product of inventive geniuses who were inspired by God. Inventions and innovations improve life.
Science causes confustion and makes things complicated. Everytime there is a new discovery the old discoveries and old wisdom are discarded! And theories get more and more complex. Science makes people confused and complicates things. Who is the author of confusion? Satan of course. The bible it the opposite of science. Biblical wisdom NEVER CHANGES, and anyone can get it. Scientific wisdom is always changing and contradicting itself, and really nobody gets it.
Please don’t insult our intelligence by lumping science and technology together. They are as different at night and day.
spreadingtheword, 123 Christian Forums [Comments (74)] [2006-Aug-16]
Submitted by Randola
Average Rating: 4.28
Rated 272 times.
Just like what **** Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.
Pat Robertson, Quotes From the Religious Right [Comments (193)] [2007-Nov-09]
Average Rating: 4.39
Rated 261 times.
The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.
Meg, Myspace [Comments (88)] [2007-Aug-24]
Average Rating: 4.69
Rated 232 times.
[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]
god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.
Howie R, Yahoo Answers [Comments (124)] [2007-Nov-08]
Submitted by Zoe
Average Rating: 4.5
Rated 222 times.
Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example… sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we’d all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
EnemyPartyII, Christianforums.com [Comments (86)] [2007-Dec-02]
Average Rating: 4.66
Rated 216 times.
A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl’s sister.
Kirabellydancer , YouTube [Comments (69)] [2007-Oct-21]
Average Rating: 4.29
Rated 151 times.
A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?
[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there’s been no black presidents - Anyway it’s incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]
As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.
bricks00usa, Christian Forums [Comments (62)] [2007-Aug-21]
Average Rating: 4.37
Rated 148 times.
Me and like-minded Christian students are trying to organize a mock stoning of openly gay students at our campus. We will be using crumpled up gray/brown construction paper to represent rocks, and will recite bible verses in opposition to their sinful nature. We will throw a volley or two of these “rocks” at every Gay person we happen to encounter that day.
Rebelscum954, CARM [Comments (121)] [2007-Sep-12]
Average Rating: 4.67
Rated 116 times.
One theory is that the pre-Flood Earth had a canopy of ice above it that squeezed the atmosphere down to, say, 15 miles […] If you squeezed the air down to 15 miles - instead of 100 - it would be more clear because there would be less distortion - atmospheric twinkle it’s called. And probably this canopy of ice would act as a photo-amplifier where you would actually see things much more clearly. That’s one theory that [in] the pre-Flood world you don’t need a telescope - you could see incredibly well.
Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com [Comments (59)] [2007-Nov-13]
Average Rating: 4.06
Rated 112 times.
Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
BJ Tabor, Blogs4Brownback [Comments (92)] [2007-Aug-01]
Submitted by Damned at Random
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 108 times.
A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him.
MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [Comments (83)] [2007-Jan-08]
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 98 times.
[Would you please tell us what your scientific qualifications (for evaluating evolution) are? What is your profession?]
My qualification is I’m a God-fearing college dropout redneck hick landlord who goes after darwinism with freaking vengeance….and I just happen to have the truth on my side.
supersport, Theology Web [Comments (76)] [2007-Jan-28]
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 96 times.
Why is it that spiders could spin and weave a million years ago, but they try to say people could only spin or weave 20,000 years ago.
JohnR7, Christian Forums [Comments (43)] [2006-Sep-01]
Submitted by Theironpaperclip
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 93 times.
He is “the dragon” and “the serpent,” both titles linking him to his role in the fall of man. He appeared to Eve in the form of a serpent, doubtless in the body of a serpent he had possessed. It is unlikely that a being so pretentious as the devil would choose as his mouthpiece an ordinary snake. Indeed, “serpent” can refer to any reptile. The reptile he deemed a suitable embodiment of himself was “the dragon,” an ancient name for the sort of creatures we know as dinosaurs.
Ed Rickard, Bible Studies at the Moorings [Comments (17)] [2006-Sep-01]
Submitted by Denizen
Average Rating: 4.02
Rated 91 times.
(In response to Largo, FL city manager Steve Stanton announcing plans to get a sex change - which led to city commissioners voting to fire him
Mr. Stanton is not a role model. He’s proven that. I think for the sake of our young people today, you need to do what’s right, and that’s terminate him. … If Jesus was here tonight, I can guarantee you he’d want him terminated. Make no mistake about it.
Rev. Ron Sanders, St. Petersburg Times [Comments (60)] [2007-Mar-01]
Submitted by Martha P.
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 91 times.
Muslims countries aren’t as interested in ID because they don’t need to deal with nearly as much atheist scum evolutionists with their evolving mind tricks. All our liberties are allowing the atheists here to destroy our society. George H.W. Bush was intelligent and thoughtful enough to say that atheists shouldn’t really be citizens. Maybe his son will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead?
CharlesW, Uncommon Descent [Comments (56)] [2007-Jan-03]
Average Rating: 4.04
Rated 90 times.
#4
01-15-2008, 02:49 PM
RE: 100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
Top Ten Signs you’re a dumbass atheist:
10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame him for everything that is wrong in modern society.
9. You repeatedly insist that man did not, in fact, evolve from an ape. Apes and men both evolved from another species who did not resemble Curious George in any way.
8. You criticize Christians who don’t know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin’s texts.
7. While all created evidence and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all.
6. You can’t seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT)
5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question.
4. You also like to ignore the beneficial discoveries of the aforementioned demographic.
3. You don’t realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics.
2. You accuse Christians of being hateful and you hope that they DIAF.
1. Your biggest complaint is that these typically hopeful and caring people want to share the greatest single thing in their life with you. You’re like an idiot who wipes with winning lottery tickets. Clap. Clap.
Clap.
Agent C2H6O, fark [Comments (50)] [2006-Sep-05]
Average Rating: 4.06
Rated 89 times.
[on why God had to have written the Bible]
But think about it, who is smart enough to write the Holy Bible? The answer, no one.
[…]
How could people back then have written words with such intellegence? We were not very educated back then, we all know. So tell me, how could people back ages ago could have written the bible?
*~Dagger Trepe~*, Eyes on Final Fantasy [Comments (32)] [2006-Sep-04]
Submitted by Raistlin
Average Rating: 4.04
Rated 89 times.
In the real world homosexuals (especially males) are generally predatory perverts who wouldn’t think twice about bedding a 14 yo boy. You want to think that “Will and Grace” is a realistic picture of homosexuality. You’re wrong. It doesn’t show the incredibly widespread depression, drug use, disease and utter depravity of teh homosexual fetish community. These are people who are deeply ashamed of thier fetish, but that have been pushed by certain radical elements to publicize thier perversion in order to be more widely accepted. This makes their perversion normal in their eyes and this makes it easier to find someone who will glove up and give ‘em the 5-finger **** salute. It makes it easier for them to find willing BOYS to rape. I’ll bet that you’ve never heard about the homosexual counseling clinic in Portland, OR that was shut down because the couselors there (male and female) were using it to hook up with newer and younger victims. It got hushed up by the media and the gov’t in Portland because they got threatened with a discrimination lawsuit, so most people have never heard of this event. I can guarantee you, though, if it happened in Portland, it’s happening elsewhere. This is just one more piece of evidence of how wrong homosexuality is. I can tell you from painful personal experience that homosexuals are truly screwed up people. Depression, drug use and suicide run rampant among homosexuals. No one talks too much about this small fact, but it’s there none-the-less.
Faithful Servant, Free Conservatives [Comments (30)] [2006-Sep-01]
Average Rating: 4.06
Rated 89 times.
Father Gabriele Amorth, who is Pope Benedict XVI’s “caster out of demons,” told Vatican Radio: “Behind Harry Potter hides the signature of the king of the darkness, the devil.”
NewsMax, newsmax.com [Comments (29)] [2006-Sep-02]
Average Rating: 4.01
Rated 89 times.
If it disagrees with the King James Bible - it’s wrong.
AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (47)] [2006-Aug-23]
Submitted by UberLutheran
Average Rating: 4.03
Rated 89 times.
[in a discussion on whether the speed of light is constant (fundies like to say it isn’t)]
Constants seldom are … pi changes depending upon the strength of the gravitational field involved.
MHGinTN, Free Republic [Comments (72)] [2007-Jan-03]
Submitted by Sinister Minister
Average Rating: 4.07
Rated 87 times.
[on why homosexuality is wrong and not natural]
When two guy’s have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that’s in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy’s twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can’t become one flesh when having normal sex.
Women don’t have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can’t naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.
Oral with dudes can’t be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.
Oral with the opposite sex still isn’t natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.
**** with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans **** are usually projecting outward.
When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.
Captain Planet ‘08, Myspace [Comments (64)] [2006-Sep-22]
Submitted by Seth
Average Rating: 4.05
Rated 87 times.
The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English. If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion. The same can be said for any so called Greek words that were borrowed from the Greek or transliterated. It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject.
Donskey, King James Bible Only [Comments (76)] [2007-Jan-26]
Submitted by Crew
Average Rating: 4.07
Rated 86 times.
[Title: “Homosexuality *IS* WRONG!”]
It *IS* wrong. So VERY, VERY WRONG.
How *can* anyone (other than a homosexual) claim otherwise?
*If* it’s right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?
How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?
And, how can homosexuals be Christians when the Bible *clearly* states that
homosexuality is wrong?
Finally, why can’t *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?
Gerald Nash, alt.atheism [Comments (42)] [2006-Sep-03]
Submitted by Sgeo
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The only thing a kid will learn in an American public school is that homosexuality is good, and America is bad. There is no way, under any considerations, circumstances, or conditions, that my kid will attend one of our leftist public brain laundries.
Wolseley, Christian Forums [Comments (37)] [2006-Sep-02]
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all the evolutionists, tell me something. i know how the big bang “has happened, but tell me, wouldnt an explosion, especially one that size, take away life instead of allow it? think about it.
ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon ***** (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.
Agaro, myspace [Comments (61)] [2006-Aug-24]
Submitted by clemsecon
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I think there are a lot more cases of people being agnostic or atheistic, but then getting off drugs in order to become Christians. I don’t know any Christians who actually do drugs. That to me seems like more of an escape from reality that non-religious folk tend to get into.
It would take a lot of drugs to convince me that I could know anything about myself and the world by being an atheist. It would also take a lot of drugs to convince me, if I were an atheist, that morality had more meaning than the indigestion I felt when I drank bad water in Mexico.
Michael Flowers, Myspace [Comments (50)] [2006-Oct-01]
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To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [Comments (55)] [2008-Jan-01]
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[When asked to prove the existence of a soul, in order to validate his claim that life begins at conception]
I don’t have to “prove” anything.
You see, I have this wonderful thing called “faith” and with that I have no need of proof.
It’s me, Free Republic [Comments (40)] [2006-Sep-04]
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If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.
uscchica09, BibleForums.org [Comments (38)] [2006-Sep-03]
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“Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA. So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice? Probably. That’s because most people can’t think for themselves and are confused about reality. That’s why they believe anything scientists say.”
Carico, CARM [Comments (57)] [2007-Jan-09]
Submitted by Aagcobb
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[”The evolutionists are only here to throw sh*t on the Christians… that is their sole purpose… ]
Exactly!
The enemies of Christianity know that their pseudo science is bogus, fake, phony and fraudulent. They can fool some of the people some of the time, but they can’t fool the vast majority of people.
The only reedeming feature about these neo anti-Christians is that there are so few of them and, hence, easily annihilable.
And the battle continues as it has for 2 thousands years.
stultorum, Free Republic [Comments (55)] [2006-Oct-16]
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10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame him for everything that is wrong in modern society.
9. You repeatedly insist that man did not, in fact, evolve from an ape. Apes and men both evolved from another species who did not resemble Curious George in any way.
8. You criticize Christians who don’t know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin’s texts.
7. While all created evidence and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all.
6. You can’t seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT)
5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question.
4. You also like to ignore the beneficial discoveries of the aforementioned demographic.
3. You don’t realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics.
2. You accuse Christians of being hateful and you hope that they DIAF.
1. Your biggest complaint is that these typically hopeful and caring people want to share the greatest single thing in their life with you. You’re like an idiot who wipes with winning lottery tickets. Clap. Clap.
Clap.
Agent C2H6O, fark [Comments (50)] [2006-Sep-05]
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[on why God had to have written the Bible]
But think about it, who is smart enough to write the Holy Bible? The answer, no one.
[…]
How could people back then have written words with such intellegence? We were not very educated back then, we all know. So tell me, how could people back ages ago could have written the bible?
*~Dagger Trepe~*, Eyes on Final Fantasy [Comments (32)] [2006-Sep-04]
Submitted by Raistlin
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In the real world homosexuals (especially males) are generally predatory perverts who wouldn’t think twice about bedding a 14 yo boy. You want to think that “Will and Grace” is a realistic picture of homosexuality. You’re wrong. It doesn’t show the incredibly widespread depression, drug use, disease and utter depravity of teh homosexual fetish community. These are people who are deeply ashamed of thier fetish, but that have been pushed by certain radical elements to publicize thier perversion in order to be more widely accepted. This makes their perversion normal in their eyes and this makes it easier to find someone who will glove up and give ‘em the 5-finger **** salute. It makes it easier for them to find willing BOYS to rape. I’ll bet that you’ve never heard about the homosexual counseling clinic in Portland, OR that was shut down because the couselors there (male and female) were using it to hook up with newer and younger victims. It got hushed up by the media and the gov’t in Portland because they got threatened with a discrimination lawsuit, so most people have never heard of this event. I can guarantee you, though, if it happened in Portland, it’s happening elsewhere. This is just one more piece of evidence of how wrong homosexuality is. I can tell you from painful personal experience that homosexuals are truly screwed up people. Depression, drug use and suicide run rampant among homosexuals. No one talks too much about this small fact, but it’s there none-the-less.
Faithful Servant, Free Conservatives [Comments (30)] [2006-Sep-01]
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Father Gabriele Amorth, who is Pope Benedict XVI’s “caster out of demons,” told Vatican Radio: “Behind Harry Potter hides the signature of the king of the darkness, the devil.”
NewsMax, newsmax.com [Comments (29)] [2006-Sep-02]
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If it disagrees with the King James Bible - it’s wrong.
AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (47)] [2006-Aug-23]
Submitted by UberLutheran
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[in a discussion on whether the speed of light is constant (fundies like to say it isn’t)]
Constants seldom are … pi changes depending upon the strength of the gravitational field involved.
MHGinTN, Free Republic [Comments (72)] [2007-Jan-03]
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[on why homosexuality is wrong and not natural]
When two guy’s have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that’s in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy’s twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can’t become one flesh when having normal sex.
Women don’t have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can’t naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.
Oral with dudes can’t be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.
Oral with the opposite sex still isn’t natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.
**** with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans **** are usually projecting outward.
When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.
Captain Planet ‘08
, Myspace [Comments (64)] [2006-Sep-22]Submitted by Seth
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The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English. If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion. The same can be said for any so called Greek words that were borrowed from the Greek or transliterated. It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject.
Donskey, King James Bible Only [Comments (76)] [2007-Jan-26]
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[Title: “Homosexuality *IS* WRONG!”]
It *IS* wrong. So VERY, VERY WRONG.
How *can* anyone (other than a homosexual) claim otherwise?
*If* it’s right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?
How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?
And, how can homosexuals be Christians when the Bible *clearly* states that
homosexuality is wrong?
Finally, why can’t *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?
Gerald Nash, alt.atheism [Comments (42)] [2006-Sep-03]
Submitted by Sgeo
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The only thing a kid will learn in an American public school is that homosexuality is good, and America is bad. There is no way, under any considerations, circumstances, or conditions, that my kid will attend one of our leftist public brain laundries.
Wolseley, Christian Forums [Comments (37)] [2006-Sep-02]
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all the evolutionists, tell me something. i know how the big bang “has happened, but tell me, wouldnt an explosion, especially one that size, take away life instead of allow it? think about it.
ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon ***** (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.
Agaro, myspace [Comments (61)] [2006-Aug-24]
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I think there are a lot more cases of people being agnostic or atheistic, but then getting off drugs in order to become Christians. I don’t know any Christians who actually do drugs. That to me seems like more of an escape from reality that non-religious folk tend to get into.
It would take a lot of drugs to convince me that I could know anything about myself and the world by being an atheist. It would also take a lot of drugs to convince me, if I were an atheist, that morality had more meaning than the indigestion I felt when I drank bad water in Mexico.
Michael Flowers, Myspace [Comments (50)] [2006-Oct-01]
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To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [Comments (55)] [2008-Jan-01]
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[When asked to prove the existence of a soul, in order to validate his claim that life begins at conception]
I don’t have to “prove” anything.
You see, I have this wonderful thing called “faith” and with that I have no need of proof.
It’s me, Free Republic [Comments (40)] [2006-Sep-04]
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If the Bible is wrong when it tells us it is infallible, then it contradicts itself. If it contradicts itself, then it is unreliable. If it is unreliable, then our faith is totally shattered and Christianity is a lie. You need to seriously reconsider your logic.
uscchica09, BibleForums.org [Comments (38)] [2006-Sep-03]
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“Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA. So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice? Probably. That’s because most people can’t think for themselves and are confused about reality. That’s why they believe anything scientists say.”
Carico, CARM [Comments (57)] [2007-Jan-09]
Submitted by Aagcobb
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[”The evolutionists are only here to throw sh*t on the Christians… that is their sole purpose… ]
Exactly!
The enemies of Christianity know that their pseudo science is bogus, fake, phony and fraudulent. They can fool some of the people some of the time, but they can’t fool the vast majority of people.
The only reedeming feature about these neo anti-Christians is that there are so few of them and, hence, easily annihilable.
And the battle continues as it has for 2 thousands years.
stultorum, Free Republic [Comments (55)] [2006-Oct-16]
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#5
01-15-2008, 02:49 PM
RE: 100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
Christian woman’s reaction to being swapped into a Wiccan family.
Trading Spouses, youtube.com [Comments (42)] [2006-Oct-14]
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[Rape in the Bible]
Women are naturally weak, they are more open to sin, then men are.
The rapes happened in the bible yes they happened and were recorded , why to teach us a lesson, have you not heard of parables, in the Bible, these happend to teach us women not to bare are flesh or to lust.
(So you worship a Pro-Rape God with sadistic personality disorder?)
God allows it to happen, in the hope that it would teach us and strengthen are faith.
It happens, but most female rape victims often bring it on themselves.
(What a unbelievable statement! Are you for real? Please be a troll.)
a troll? yes i am being real.
God is not sadistic, he allows it for are sake, so we could learn.
(So God is Satan? I’m Confused.)
Cassie, C4forums [Comments (48)] [2006-Dec-03]
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Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.
awesomelegend, gaiaonline.com [Comments (65)] [2006-Nov-18]
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We prayed during our family devotions. Talitha (11 years old) and Noel and I prayed earnestly for the families affected by the calamity and for the others in our city. Talitha prayed “Please don’t let anyone blame God for this but give thanks that they were saved.” When I sat on her bed and tucked her in and blessed her and sang over her a few minutes ago, I said, “You know, Talitha, that was a good prayer, because when people ‘blame’ God for something, they are angry with him, and they are saying that he has done something wrong. That’s what “blame” means: accuse somebody of wrongdoing. But you and I know that God did not do anything wrong. God always does what is wise. And you and I know that God could have held up that bridge with one hand.” Talitha said, “With his pinky.” “Yes,” I said, “with his pinky. Which means that God had a purpose for not holding up that bridge, knowing all that would happen, and he is infinitely wise in all that he wills.”
Talitha said, “Maybe he let it fall because he wanted all the people of Minneapolis to fear him.” “Yes, Talitha,” I said, “I am sure that is one of the reasons God let the bridge fall.”
John Piper, Desiring God [Comments (72)] [2007-Aug-06]
Submitted by Gadren
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If you call yourself a person of God and refuse to help arrest *******, you belie yourself and prove you do not belong to the God who is committed to burning *******.
If you refuse to help arrest *******, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people.
Neal Horsley, Christian Gallery [Comments (40)] [2006-Sep-04]
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[Full article includes pictures of women playing sports]
However, if you look at pictures of female athletes who play sports or observe them on the playing fields, you will notice that many develop strong, muscular bodies. Female athletes also sneer, wince, push, and fight just like the men. I notice these things all the time in pictures in our hometown newspaper. The sneers are most obvious; they make young women very unfeminine. The masculine uniforms and sweaty bodies aren’t very attractive, either.
[…]
I propose that sports greatly hinders the development of godly, Biblical, feminine character. Parents today expend extraordinary amounts of time and energy taking their daughters from one sports event to another, week after week, even to the point where it exhausts the family and family resources. The fruits we see are that today’s Christian women are often ill-prepared to be Biblically obedient wives and mothers.
I also notice when driving by our public school grounds and sports fields another phenomenon taking place: the young girls are trained in sports right along with the boys. To me, this can only be degrading to the boys. In some cases, girls regularly participate on boys’ sports teams, and therefore compete against the boys themselves. During the past decade, more and more girls participated in wrestling; since there were no girls’ wrestling teams, they joined the boys’ teams and competed against the boys. I read about one school where the boys refused to wrestle the girls and forfeited their matches; there could be no greater embarrassment to them than to lose to a girl, not to mention it likely violated their sense of masculine chivalry. So not only is female sports participation degrading the feminine nature of women, in many cases it degrades the developing masculinity in boys.
Scott Jonas, Ladies Against Feminism [Comments (83)] [2006-Oct-06]
Submitted by Anti-Goth
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(You don’t get to make one or have one, you’re a man. I know.. I know.. the powerlessness is immasculating… and that’s the real problem isn’t it. Real secure men, they can deal with that.)
Real secure men will stand up to any woman in the world and say it is wrong to kill a unborn child. You are destroying your future if you kill your unborn child. That is the real deal. You can spew that pro-planned parenthood dribble if you want too. But Abortion will always be evil. Abortion will always be ugly. And someday the Men will retake America and put it back on track and ensure that all life is protected from conception to natural death.
HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace [Comments (34)] [2007-May-02]
Submitted by Winston Jen
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There is not a single passage or concept in the Bible that would be offensive to any human on the planet.
Gary In Indianapolis, The Indianapolis Star Forums [Comments (67)] [2006-Oct-18]
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(What do doctors who perform abortions deserve?)
I vote death…..
It will be a double whammy… kill the murderer and we will be one less liberal too.
Shalom, theology online [Comments (237)] [2006-Oct-29]
Submitted by quantumspirit
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“According to evolutionists, it’s a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can’t be disproven.
We have deformed skulls to prove that these aliens once had ape-like foreheads, and some walked on 2 legs and others walked on 4 legs. And since there have been confirmed sightings of alien spacecraft, that proves that they have come back to check on how things are going on planet earth.
We don’t know who the first alien was, but from the few skulls and bones we have, we can tell that there were millions of them. Then when they had explored planet earth, they found it boring and decided to leave but not before some of them had died here which is why we still have their skulls and bones. From them, we can tell what they wore, what color eyes they had, and that they were covered in hair. These are what evolutionists call facts, so we’ve proven that aliens once ruled the planet earth.”
Carico, CARM [Comments (47)] [2006-Dec-14]
Submitted by Aagcobb
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Well, science literally is the study of something. More specifcally, the scientific meathod is a process. During that process, a theory is formed. A theory is basicly a supposition, but it cannot be proven.
In real, honest science, observations are made and the theory is strengthened or disproven. However, with evolution, when observations are made, if they do not fit the theory of evolution or if they completely disprove it, they are discarded. In some cases, observations have been falsified, and in some cases, outright lies have been promoted.
In any case, the science behind evolution is not honest, true science.
Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ [Comments (29)] [2007-Jan-05]
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was recently criticized for making a statement about my daughter not being able to play a war game on the Wii because she was a girl. Besides being too young to play it, it is true that I won’t let her play it because she is a girl. And no, I don’t think she should not learn math, either. I want my boys and girls (I have 2 each) to grow up being boys and girls. I don’t want them growing up confused as to what their roles are in life. I want my girls to grow up with a desire to take care of their kids at home. Even homeschool. I want my boys to grow up learning what it means to lead, how to lead, and how to do it in a Godly way. I want my girls to learn how to follow their husbands leadership. I want them to learn that submitting to their husband does not make them a door mat. That it’s as God wants it, and that they will have a more fulfilling life by doing what God has said.
Ronnie, Ronnie’s Blog [Comments (93)] [2007-Aug-19]
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The plain truth is that both the GSA and Gay, Lesbian, Straight Educators Network (GLSEN), the organization that registers GSAs, are part of a vast, interconnected network of Cultural Marxist front groups known collectively as the New Left. For over forty years, the New Left–a collection of Marxists, Stalinists, Trotskyites, Maoists, and anarchist–has been waging a Gramscian style “quiet revolution” for the overthrow of Christianity and America’s Constitution, Rule of Law, sovereignty, and way of life.
Linda Kimball, ChronWatch [Comments (50)] [2006-Oct-12]
Submitted by benjdm
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From years of studying environmentalists I have come to the conclusion that they are both religion based and mentally ill. This makes for a dangerous combination. […]
The mental illness of environmentalism manifests itself is three forms; Paranoid, Delusional and Criminal insanities. […]
Since religious environmentalism is a mental disease it must be treated like one. Those afflicted by the malady must be gathered into central locations and be treated by counseling, drug therapy, shock treatments or whatever is necessary to restore their sanity and return them to being productive members of society. The state presently administers such treatments to other mentally ill citizen, even against their will, and therefore there is hope for environmentalists.
Legal methods - Once the sick mind of an environmentalist forces him to cross the line to the realm outside the law they are to be dealt with as any other criminal is. These criminal environmentalists are, in fact, terrorists. They seek to achieve their goals by terrorizing the general population by criminal actions. Like any criminal they have no regard for the rights or lives of their victims. Judges, no matter how liberal, owe it to the general public to protect them from criminal environmentalists by sentencing them as they would any rapist or murderer. They can show no leniency or preference in dealing with them. If their minds can be salvaged through mental treatments they can return to society. If not, then the general public is safer with them incarcerated. The population of a nation is not to be held hostage by the mind of a crazy person.
Mentally ill environmentalists working in the news media are to be treated as any other environmentalist. Counseling, drugs, incarceration, whichever turns them back into normal people.
Environmentalists can be saved from themselves. If we have the courage to act!
Dr Samuel C Gipp, Essays and Ideas by Dr Samuel C Gipp, Th.d [Comments (49)] [2006-Dec-01]
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Homosexual relationships
Homosexual marriage
Pedophilia
Zoophilia
They are all lined up. The anti-family agenda of the Left is prepared, and each item will be pushed in turn until, bit by bit, enough people say, about each of the items: “Not that there’s anything wrong with it…”
ClearCase_guy, Free Republic [Comments (47)] [2006-Dec-01]
Submitted by Damned at Random
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[Discussing whether to give tracts to children in Halloween, a poster says: “I just think that we need to be respectful of our neighbors, and the parenting decisions that others make.. and I question whether distributing tracts might violate that principal”]
When I see a child, especially children of non
christians, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
about the Lord. We shouldn’t have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
that long) to tell them the Good news. I can understand your point though but
the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.
LivnForChrist, Rapture Ready [Comments (35)] [2006-Sep-03]
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<img src=”http://i2.tinypic.com/2h4hs9d.jpg”>
Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis [Comments (52)] [2006-Sep-10]
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A few months ago I felt led to put together a “post rapture file” for my unsaved loved ones which is on my computer. My daughter knows that if she doesn’t come to Christ before we go that she is to get this file
Trading Spouses, youtube.com [Comments (42)] [2006-Oct-14]
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[Rape in the Bible]
Women are naturally weak, they are more open to sin, then men are.
The rapes happened in the bible yes they happened and were recorded , why to teach us a lesson, have you not heard of parables, in the Bible, these happend to teach us women not to bare are flesh or to lust.
(So you worship a Pro-Rape God with sadistic personality disorder?)
God allows it to happen, in the hope that it would teach us and strengthen are faith.
It happens, but most female rape victims often bring it on themselves.
(What a unbelievable statement! Are you for real? Please be a troll.)
a troll? yes i am being real.
God is not sadistic, he allows it for are sake, so we could learn.
(So God is Satan? I’m Confused.)
Cassie, C4forums [Comments (48)] [2006-Dec-03]
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Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.
awesomelegend, gaiaonline.com [Comments (65)] [2006-Nov-18]
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We prayed during our family devotions. Talitha (11 years old) and Noel and I prayed earnestly for the families affected by the calamity and for the others in our city. Talitha prayed “Please don’t let anyone blame God for this but give thanks that they were saved.” When I sat on her bed and tucked her in and blessed her and sang over her a few minutes ago, I said, “You know, Talitha, that was a good prayer, because when people ‘blame’ God for something, they are angry with him, and they are saying that he has done something wrong. That’s what “blame” means: accuse somebody of wrongdoing. But you and I know that God did not do anything wrong. God always does what is wise. And you and I know that God could have held up that bridge with one hand.” Talitha said, “With his pinky.” “Yes,” I said, “with his pinky. Which means that God had a purpose for not holding up that bridge, knowing all that would happen, and he is infinitely wise in all that he wills.”
Talitha said, “Maybe he let it fall because he wanted all the people of Minneapolis to fear him.” “Yes, Talitha,” I said, “I am sure that is one of the reasons God let the bridge fall.”
John Piper, Desiring God [Comments (72)] [2007-Aug-06]
Submitted by Gadren
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If you call yourself a person of God and refuse to help arrest *******, you belie yourself and prove you do not belong to the God who is committed to burning *******.
If you refuse to help arrest *******, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people.
Neal Horsley, Christian Gallery [Comments (40)] [2006-Sep-04]
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[Full article includes pictures of women playing sports]
However, if you look at pictures of female athletes who play sports or observe them on the playing fields, you will notice that many develop strong, muscular bodies. Female athletes also sneer, wince, push, and fight just like the men. I notice these things all the time in pictures in our hometown newspaper. The sneers are most obvious; they make young women very unfeminine. The masculine uniforms and sweaty bodies aren’t very attractive, either.
[…]
I propose that sports greatly hinders the development of godly, Biblical, feminine character. Parents today expend extraordinary amounts of time and energy taking their daughters from one sports event to another, week after week, even to the point where it exhausts the family and family resources. The fruits we see are that today’s Christian women are often ill-prepared to be Biblically obedient wives and mothers.
I also notice when driving by our public school grounds and sports fields another phenomenon taking place: the young girls are trained in sports right along with the boys. To me, this can only be degrading to the boys. In some cases, girls regularly participate on boys’ sports teams, and therefore compete against the boys themselves. During the past decade, more and more girls participated in wrestling; since there were no girls’ wrestling teams, they joined the boys’ teams and competed against the boys. I read about one school where the boys refused to wrestle the girls and forfeited their matches; there could be no greater embarrassment to them than to lose to a girl, not to mention it likely violated their sense of masculine chivalry. So not only is female sports participation degrading the feminine nature of women, in many cases it degrades the developing masculinity in boys.
Scott Jonas, Ladies Against Feminism [Comments (83)] [2006-Oct-06]
Submitted by Anti-Goth
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(You don’t get to make one or have one, you’re a man. I know.. I know.. the powerlessness is immasculating… and that’s the real problem isn’t it. Real secure men, they can deal with that.)
Real secure men will stand up to any woman in the world and say it is wrong to kill a unborn child. You are destroying your future if you kill your unborn child. That is the real deal. You can spew that pro-planned parenthood dribble if you want too. But Abortion will always be evil. Abortion will always be ugly. And someday the Men will retake America and put it back on track and ensure that all life is protected from conception to natural death.
HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace [Comments (34)] [2007-May-02]
Submitted by Winston Jen
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There is not a single passage or concept in the Bible that would be offensive to any human on the planet.
Gary In Indianapolis, The Indianapolis Star Forums [Comments (67)] [2006-Oct-18]
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(What do doctors who perform abortions deserve?)
I vote death…..
It will be a double whammy… kill the murderer and we will be one less liberal too.
Shalom, theology online [Comments (237)] [2006-Oct-29]
Submitted by quantumspirit
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“According to evolutionists, it’s a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can’t be disproven.
We have deformed skulls to prove that these aliens once had ape-like foreheads, and some walked on 2 legs and others walked on 4 legs. And since there have been confirmed sightings of alien spacecraft, that proves that they have come back to check on how things are going on planet earth.
We don’t know who the first alien was, but from the few skulls and bones we have, we can tell that there were millions of them. Then when they had explored planet earth, they found it boring and decided to leave but not before some of them had died here which is why we still have their skulls and bones. From them, we can tell what they wore, what color eyes they had, and that they were covered in hair. These are what evolutionists call facts, so we’ve proven that aliens once ruled the planet earth.”
Carico, CARM [Comments (47)] [2006-Dec-14]
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Well, science literally is the study of something. More specifcally, the scientific meathod is a process. During that process, a theory is formed. A theory is basicly a supposition, but it cannot be proven.
In real, honest science, observations are made and the theory is strengthened or disproven. However, with evolution, when observations are made, if they do not fit the theory of evolution or if they completely disprove it, they are discarded. In some cases, observations have been falsified, and in some cases, outright lies have been promoted.
In any case, the science behind evolution is not honest, true science.
Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ [Comments (29)] [2007-Jan-05]
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was recently criticized for making a statement about my daughter not being able to play a war game on the Wii because she was a girl. Besides being too young to play it, it is true that I won’t let her play it because she is a girl. And no, I don’t think she should not learn math, either. I want my boys and girls (I have 2 each) to grow up being boys and girls. I don’t want them growing up confused as to what their roles are in life. I want my girls to grow up with a desire to take care of their kids at home. Even homeschool. I want my boys to grow up learning what it means to lead, how to lead, and how to do it in a Godly way. I want my girls to learn how to follow their husbands leadership. I want them to learn that submitting to their husband does not make them a door mat. That it’s as God wants it, and that they will have a more fulfilling life by doing what God has said.
Ronnie, Ronnie’s Blog [Comments (93)] [2007-Aug-19]
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The plain truth is that both the GSA and Gay, Lesbian, Straight Educators Network (GLSEN), the organization that registers GSAs, are part of a vast, interconnected network of Cultural Marxist front groups known collectively as the New Left. For over forty years, the New Left–a collection of Marxists, Stalinists, Trotskyites, Maoists, and anarchist–has been waging a Gramscian style “quiet revolution” for the overthrow of Christianity and America’s Constitution, Rule of Law, sovereignty, and way of life.
Linda Kimball, ChronWatch [Comments (50)] [2006-Oct-12]
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From years of studying environmentalists I have come to the conclusion that they are both religion based and mentally ill. This makes for a dangerous combination. […]
The mental illness of environmentalism manifests itself is three forms; Paranoid, Delusional and Criminal insanities. […]
Since religious environmentalism is a mental disease it must be treated like one. Those afflicted by the malady must be gathered into central locations and be treated by counseling, drug therapy, shock treatments or whatever is necessary to restore their sanity and return them to being productive members of society. The state presently administers such treatments to other mentally ill citizen, even against their will, and therefore there is hope for environmentalists.
Legal methods - Once the sick mind of an environmentalist forces him to cross the line to the realm outside the law they are to be dealt with as any other criminal is. These criminal environmentalists are, in fact, terrorists. They seek to achieve their goals by terrorizing the general population by criminal actions. Like any criminal they have no regard for the rights or lives of their victims. Judges, no matter how liberal, owe it to the general public to protect them from criminal environmentalists by sentencing them as they would any rapist or murderer. They can show no leniency or preference in dealing with them. If their minds can be salvaged through mental treatments they can return to society. If not, then the general public is safer with them incarcerated. The population of a nation is not to be held hostage by the mind of a crazy person.
Mentally ill environmentalists working in the news media are to be treated as any other environmentalist. Counseling, drugs, incarceration, whichever turns them back into normal people.
Environmentalists can be saved from themselves. If we have the courage to act!
Dr Samuel C Gipp, Essays and Ideas by Dr Samuel C Gipp, Th.d [Comments (49)] [2006-Dec-01]
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Homosexual relationships
Homosexual marriage
Pedophilia
Zoophilia
They are all lined up. The anti-family agenda of the Left is prepared, and each item will be pushed in turn until, bit by bit, enough people say, about each of the items: “Not that there’s anything wrong with it…”
ClearCase_guy, Free Republic [Comments (47)] [2006-Dec-01]
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[Discussing whether to give tracts to children in Halloween, a poster says: “I just think that we need to be respectful of our neighbors, and the parenting decisions that others make.. and I question whether distributing tracts might violate that principal”]
When I see a child, especially children of non
christians, I always think of how that child is being brought up not being told
about the Lord. We shouldn’t have to wait until that child grows up (IF they live
that long) to tell them the Good news. I can understand your point though but
the difference is that we KNOW the truth. Other faiths do not.
LivnForChrist, Rapture Ready [Comments (35)] [2006-Sep-03]
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Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis [Comments (52)] [2006-Sep-10]
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A few months ago I felt led to put together a “post rapture file” for my unsaved loved ones which is on my computer. My daughter knows that if she doesn’t come to Christ before we go that she is to get this file
#6
01-15-2008, 02:58 PM
RE: 100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
This is the funniest one I've ready so far. Hahahaha. Wow. talk about close minded and blined by faith.
Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.
Bobby said he’d been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of “I knew you wouldnt understand! You’re just like everyone else!” before running to his room and slamming the door.
What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I’ve dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he’s the one who’s feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its ‘ok’ to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem ‘cool’ and ‘hip’ and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.
Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.
Bobby said he’d been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of “I knew you wouldnt understand! You’re just like everyone else!” before running to his room and slamming the door.
What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I’ve dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he’s the one who’s feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its ‘ok’ to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem ‘cool’ and ‘hip’ and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.
Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son
#8
01-15-2008, 03:04 PM
RE: 100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
Ahh, you're not supporting this.
Ok, thank god.
F*cking hate religion. Makes me sick.
Has nothing to do with ones morales or ability to be a good person...
I'm sure silverseven will have something intelligent to say regarding this trash.
Ok, thank god.
F*cking hate religion. Makes me sick.
Has nothing to do with ones morales or ability to be a good person...
I'm sure silverseven will have something intelligent to say regarding this trash.
#9
01-15-2008, 03:13 PM
RE: 100 Quotes from "Real" Christians
ORIGINAL: Amze
Ahh, you're not supporting this.
Ok, thank god.
F*cking hate religion. Makes me sick.
Has nothing to do with ones morales or ability to be a good person...
I'm sure silverseven will have something intelligent to say regarding this trash.
Ahh, you're not supporting this.
Ok, thank god.
F*cking hate religion. Makes me sick.
Has nothing to do with ones morales or ability to be a good person...
I'm sure silverseven will have something intelligent to say regarding this trash.
