there is one thing i have to say.....vnv727 wonders A LOT!!!

 

...that if the universe is so bug and supposedly infinite then who is to say that there isn’t another earth that is exactly the same as this one in every way except for one thing and that would be that instead of spelling Audi, Audi it was spelled Oudi. Freaky stuff ehh?

 

Ever wonder when people say, I love cars and i am into cars, then you tell them you have a Audi and they are like, "A What?"

 

That's because they only think about their Civic. [8D]

 

^ lol

Yeah, i took my A4 to a show one time, and this punk comes up to me and says, Is that fast?
I was like, no, just to be a smart ***. He had like 4 chicks with him, all white trash by the way. Trailer style.

He was like, I will race you for pinks, i got ... then starting rambling off all these parts for his civic.
I said, if i had all that in my car, i would smash you, but i have class and get alot more ***** in this car then you do in yours, so go back to your rice mobile!

He walked away pissed, i think the girls wanted to get in with me! lol

 

why do ppl hate on you when you have a JL Audio W7 12"?

 

Why do some farts smell really bad, and then the very next one smells of nothing?

 

why a nice looking chick always walks into your "area"after you let one rip in public.

 

^ happened to me yesterday.

How about when you are single for a while, cant find ****, and when you finally get hooked up with a girl, ten chicks want to hang with you!

 

lol that's funny because it happened to me on Friday! Speaking of which.............

why is it when you have multiple "options" you end up waisting your time on the wrong one.

(I went for my friends wife's out-of-state friend and left with them just to find 3-4 massive hickeys on her neck [:@][:'(])