Jazz, oil is expensive so don't filth it up by running it through a filthy engine. Use this:

Engine Oil Bypass Kit - $93.60 : KaleCoAuto.com, Your home for the rare, unusual, and hard to find auto parts.

Keep those melted dinosaurs crud- and ****-free!

 

Chris, a center punch strategically applied to the warning lights will extinguish them. Turn them off and the car will run 9s. Rough engine operation doesn't trigger the lights - when the lights come on, they make the engine run like ****. Kill the lights and fix the issues.

You're forgiven for not knowing this - many of you younger guys have been misled about this stuff. Why do you think your 1.8T runs like a pain in the ***? It's because your CEL is on. Notice how my 30v has no CEL and runs like a champ?

Who sells a sub-$1000 bolt-on kit to triple turbo my V6?

 

What shud I do when a fellow admin neglects to end his/her post in this thread with a stoopit question?

 

Have him pillow-beaten by strippers until he changes his ways. Will that work?

 

Only if him retarded *** sneaks back i and adds a question to him retarded *** post.

My gas mileage has slipped from an average of 27mpg to 24mpg. Do you think the dead moose I've sewn inside the pillows for the strippers to use on ImTheDevil, in my trunk have any thing to do with it?

 

possibly... but I doubt it.

My car stopped running the other day shortly after a yellow light came on. It looked like a rectangular robot with his really long dick in his ear. What does that mean?

 

It's a pictogram from Audi meaning "did you hear you're about to get fucked?"

Will cross-drilled brake lines (which look great with my drilled rotors) offer enough weight savings to increase performance?

 

No. Having no brake lines is the way to go. It saves weight and it gives pure performance and cooling power.

Jeremy gets cranky around 8 o'clock. Should I let him play with Chris until he gets tired from all the gay or should I lock him inside of Chris's trunk?

 

Jeremy never gets tired of all the ghey, so I guess the trunk it is... who knows what kind of toys and tools he's got back there...

how big should my rimz and spoiler be? Does the size of one dictate the size of the other?

 

how do i post my own thread??? i cant figure this out!!