The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread
#21
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Chuck Norris does not drive not because he cant, and not because he has the $ to have someone drive him around, but because there is no car made out there that can handle him.
#24
RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread
You no when you women is clearly pissed about something, but no matter how many times you ask her what's wrong its always "nothing's the matter".
Well that's because she's thinking about how much more of a man Chuck Norris is than you. [:-]
Well that's because she's thinking about how much more of a man Chuck Norris is than you. [:-]
#25
RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread
This is slightly tasteless:
In 1993 Chuck Norris invented a time machine.
He traveled back in time to Dallas, November 22 1963. He then ran in front of the presidential motorcade, where he proceded to Punch all the incoming bullets out of mid-air, and roundhouse kicked the magic bullet, before anyone got hit. Then he killed all the shooters on the grassy knoll just by looking at them.
JFK was so f*cking amazed that his head exploded.
In 1993 Chuck Norris invented a time machine.
He traveled back in time to Dallas, November 22 1963. He then ran in front of the presidential motorcade, where he proceded to Punch all the incoming bullets out of mid-air, and roundhouse kicked the magic bullet, before anyone got hit. Then he killed all the shooters on the grassy knoll just by looking at them.
JFK was so f*cking amazed that his head exploded.
#26
RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread
Why is Chuck Norris kicking a Kangaroo in 98.5's sig???
Ever seen pics of the Solid Silver Audi? sure every 1 has right?
know who owns it?
...noone does - Chuck Norris Chopped the owner
in the throat for doing such a thing...
Ever seen pics of the Solid Silver Audi? sure every 1 has right?
know who owns it?
...noone does - Chuck Norris Chopped the owner
in the throat for doing such a thing...
#27
RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread
ORIGINAL: i3uddha
Why is Chuck Norris kicking a Kangaroo in 98.5's sig???
Ever seen pics of the Solid Silver Audi? sure every 1 has right?
know who owns it?
...noone does - Chuck Norris Chopped the owner
in the throat for doing such a thing...
Why is Chuck Norris kicking a Kangaroo in 98.5's sig???
Ever seen pics of the Solid Silver Audi? sure every 1 has right?
know who owns it?
...noone does - Chuck Norris Chopped the owner
in the throat for doing such a thing...
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