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#11

04-05-2007, 02:52 PM

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RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread

There is no such thing as tornadoes, Chuck norris just really hates trailer parks.

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04-05-2007, 03:03 PM

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RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread

Werewolves do exist.. you just dont see any
because they're afraid of Chuck Norris....

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04-05-2007, 06:02 PM

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RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread

Chuck Norris once brought a puppy back to life just by staring at it.

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04-05-2007, 06:05 PM

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RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread

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Chuck Norris once brought a puppy back to life just by staring at it.

Josh

which he trained to be an attacking, killing machine -

then killed it... by staring at it....

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04-05-2007, 06:10 PM

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RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread

Chuck Norris put out exercise equipment not to make $, but in an attempt to create more worthy opponents.

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04-05-2007, 06:43 PM

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RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread

So... Chuck Norris without a beard looks like Christie Brinkley?? [:-]

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04-05-2007, 07:20 PM

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RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he simply decides what time it is.

Global warming doesn't exsist, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned up the sun.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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04-05-2007, 07:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: new2me

Chuck Norris put out exercise equipment not to make $, but in an attempt to create more worthy opponents.

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04-05-2007, 07:56 PM

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RE: The *Official* AF Chuck Norris Thread

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

and

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light; not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.