OK, so the fictoids thread has been getting a couple of Chuck Norris facts, so I think it's time we started a new thread just for Chuck Norris facts. They can be ones you've heard or you can make up new ones, I just want to see if there are any I haven't heard of before. So here it goes, I'll start with a few:

Some people wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn' take **** from anybody.

 

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Gary.. are u sure ure not D. Cook? hmm somebody google D. Cook
& see if he drives an Audi...[:-]





Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag you... he Potato Sack's you

 

Jason, I would appreciate if you would keep my identity secret from here on out. This is my hideaway from the hustle and bustle of being famous.

Back to Chuck:

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

If you can see Chuck Norris, it's because he wants you to see him and that meansyou are safe, if you can't see him you may be only seconds away froma roundhouse kick to the face.

 

There have been threads like this in the past, but died out very quickly, since there only so much you can say.

but anyway,

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there

 

When Chuck Norris falls into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris wasn't born, he punch his way out of the womb.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

Whats that one i just heard.......

 

Chuck Norris is the last living SPARTAN.

 

He's the last living spartan because he roundhouse kicked all the others in the face.

 

Chuck Norris does not pay property tax because the World is His.

 

**Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, Horses are Hung Like Chuck Norris.