Actually, I would say - yeah!

This is a pretty awesome design for a yacht!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0...32.html#s72567

 

Holy crap! That is impressive!

What do you say Jazz is the captain, Pali is the bartender, and I'll be the slick poker dealer.

 

I'll get my Weekend-Wife to be the Hostess ('Cuz Wemens ALLUS lissenz to JazzDaPIMP!!!).

 

I checked this out on snopes and it sounds like it was never built... but it was designed or something. Can't remember... I looked into this a few months back.
Pretty fun to imagine owning something like that!

 

Yeah that won't attract pirates....

 

Unless they're FAB-yu-lus-ly attired, I simply won't let them on board! Plus, I'm a pretty good shot with a RPG (various MGs & SMGs, M203, etc.), myself. If *I* am in range, so are THEY!!!

 

Yeah with that kinda loot, you could afford a ground to air missle system mounted on the deck.. I don't think that would fly with the coast guard though.

 

They only have jurisdiction 12 miles out!!

 

Maybe they'd let me mount 3 of these:
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ship/weaps/mk-15.htm

One on teh bow, and one-each at the aft corners (is there a nautical term for th eback corners?!?!?) all on pop-up turrets with videp monitors so I can watch the bodies cut into ground-meat faster than a slap-chop!!!

 

Damn that's crazy looking!! I have one of those in my bath tub...