HAHHAHHAHAHHA


that one was a good one

 

You know you are a B5 owner when you spend half of your work day on AudiForums

 

even though you know something might get fucked up you still do it

 

i noticed that 3 days ago lol


same, every day!!!

You know you're a B5er when your friends think you r rich cuz u hav a nice luxury car....

 

When you see other b5's you look straight for the chrome around the window to see if it's a v6 or 1.8, you look to the wheels to see if it's the sport edition and you try to see if they shift or if it's an auto.

 

When you pass another B5 just to see if its a facelift one or pre
When you drive next to another B5 on a 3 lane side by side and going 15mph just so you both can ask eachother where you got those after market parts and how much you paid for them while there are tons of cars behind you getting pissed ))

 

You know you're a B5er when attempting to fix one problem gives you three other problems to fix.


One of the greatest feelings is blowing past people going up a hill who are all trying to get traction but aren't going anywhere cuz their two wheel drive wont let them.

First week I had my B5, everyone kept asking me if I had won the lottery or something to be able to afford such a nice and expensive car, it was great.

I love the stubby mirror And looking back after parking it never gets old.

Freeway on ramps around here are a blast

 

You know you drive a b5 when all your friends envy your 10 year old car because it looks better than their brand new Cobalt, Ion, or Avenger.....And you understand their position because you yourself are driving a 10 year old Audi not because you have too, but because you prefer it.

 

when u have to take all your friends out on snow rides to prove to them quattro kicks ***... then they want one

 

dont got snow down here =(

dont have Quattro either but i get some power down with my two front wheels =D