you know you're a b5'r when you go somewhere and the parking lot is packed so you say fauk it and park in the handicap parking spot so you are close and can stair at your car the whole time you are there.

then your worried about getting a parking ticket, but the cop that comes and looks at it and leaves a notE saying "nice b5 i have a b7" LOLZ

 

I'm bringing it back....

You know you're a b5'r when you think plaid looks good in your car

When you hate any type of vehicle that's lowered but don't think your car looks right if it isn't lowered

 

ok..lemme get a crack at it..

You know your a B5'r when you always look at other on-coming B5's and after they have passed in your rear view mirror to see if theirs looks better than yours.

 

You know you're a B5'r when the only thing you worry about in bad weather is the other cars running into you...

You know you're a B5'r when the new Honda Accord rental car feels slow, cheap and doesn't handle well compared to your 14 yr old 100k+ 1.8T...

 

you know you're a B5'r when you pass another B5 and you think to yourself "i probably care more about that car then its owner."

 

you know you're a B5'r when a timing belt change cost more then another B5

 

Along the same lines...
You know you are a B5 owner if you pass a B5, realize the driver is female, and then proceed to think that she doesn't deserve to drive that car (because she doesn't likely treat as well as you could/would)

 

Easy there tiger, there are some ladies around here who care a whole lot about their B5s


You know you're a B5 owner if you find yourself subconsciously spotting other B5's

 

Right, but to my knowledge none of them live in the areas I commute in daily

 

You know your a B5 owner, when you are spending valentines day with your b5, and are completely content