you know ur a b5er when you have you audi modded when ur ur deployed to iraq, cuz you know it will the only chance u can afford to buy everything at once.

when you tell people ur repainting ur car yellow and they ask you why yellow


quick question do other audi owners hate mustangs as much as i do?

 

My B4 has that too. I don't get it.

 

Hate mustangs... at least 90's and 00+ models

Would love to have my car painted yellow!!!

You know you are a B5 owner when noone in town had your oil filter and it takes 2-3 business days to order it

 

you know your a b5'er when your side panels on the outside of your door start to fall off and you have to super glue them..

 

^^^ or screw them on and pain screw head black just so noone would notice

 

i thought i'll contribute to this again and i have been pondering about this for a while now.


you know you're a b5'er when you constantly think of what next car to get but cant decide due to the facts that:

- yes this car is 10yrs old,
- BUT its in great shape,
- great f'ing looks
- an audi with quattro,
- heated/power mirrors,
- heated/power bucket seats,
- sunroof,
- has side impact air bag (+ curtain air bag if applicable)
- decent stereo (can always just buy aftermarkets)
- xenon headlights

then you settle for the car till it dies or you end up trading it for a b5 s4...

 

you know your a b5er when u know the only place to hold your drink is using the lever to move your seat back and forth

 

^^never done that one

 

Ahaha, I do that all the time with empty dunkin' donuts cups , works very well.

 

^ I always keep bottled things there! Never anything that would spill if knocked over though..