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Old 02-19-2010, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Phil
to everyone ive been arguing with lately... go fist a giraffe and blow a donkey while getting pounded in the *** by a rhinoceros
Don't forget to bring sodas and some popcorn for Mr Phil. He enjoys watching these things.
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:12 PM
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watching? shoooot ill be putting it on redtube haha
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:17 PM
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What kind of sicko can actually think of things like this in their imagination? I mean, really? Damn Phil, did your parents leave you at a zoo overnight one time? Did the animals touch your private parts? It's okay to talk about it, it will help the healing process... hahahaha!!!
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:32 PM
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i was found as an infant in the jungles of south africa sucking on the teet of a baboon while father was fighting off poachers haha
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:43 PM
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That explains everything!
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Phil
i was found as an infant in south central sucking on the ********* of a hobo while mother was getting double penetration from two crack dealers for free haha
Damn dude, I'm sorry for everything I've said. I pity the fool.
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kriptonik
Baller. 20's on a B8!
Not my idea. I wanted 19" iforged or plain Forgestar. But she wanted the BBS's and the only size they look good is 20". I know I'm gonna need a baller credit card when she hits a pothole and bends or cracks one of these with their rubberband tire. I'd rather stay stock.

 
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:06 PM
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Awww... see what just happened here Krip? You started a thread to let the kids argue, and they start making up. Reminds me of my own kids, who happen to beat the **** out of eachother yesterday with a stick... (literally)
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by bradtyler02
Awww... see what just happened here Krip? You started a thread to let the kids argue, and they start making up. Reminds me of my own kids, who happen to beat the **** out of eachother yesterday with a stick... (literally)
Your kids sound awesome! I think this thread is turning into a "talk about your inner feelings, Mr Phil" aka a support group. Perhaps we need the tittle changed?

euro_2nr - Are those CH's in the pic? They look concave in the picture. Are you planning to lowered the car too?
 
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:33 PM
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They're actually CH-R's It's a variation from the original CH's. Notice these have a tad bit smaller center hub area. The offset is a "secret" but I'm going with ET32 rears and ET38 fronts. I'm thinking of doing just H&R sport springs. Shocks are new so when they eventually wear out from the higher tension I'll get coilovers. Hopefully there are more options and lower prices by then.



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