Because I got firebombed by a pterodactyl after a big meal, right on a formerly clean roof of my car. That's how.

 

thats why i refuse to park under trees...

 

I was parked at work in the middle of the lot, at least a hundred yards from the nearest tree or power line. That's what pisses me off - the Ford on one side and the Toyota on the other side were still birdsh*t-less.

 

You should see my car. I hand-washed it in my driveway the other night and the next morning it was covered in pigeon crap. Almost as if a couple of them managed to hover above my hood and windshield for an extended period of time while they evacuated their bowels.

What's worse is that there wouldn't be so many god damn pigeons around here if the stupid little old lady across the street didn't FEED them every morning!!! how dumb do you have to be to do that???

 

LOL, you should have seen when I parked overnight underneath a tree in Windsor, Canada. The pidgeons made a complete fool out of me, atleast 20 splats all over the car.

 

That does really suck. I was just ticked off because I washed and waxed the car the other day. Oh well, guess I'll just wash it and wax it again

 

Revenge = BB gun....

 

wow, I hope spring gets here in full swing soon, we have these random days of highs of like 40's and 50's and they are bugging me, I want consistant 70's and some Sun, is that too much to ask for.

 

Well i doo.A bird **** on my car two days ago--Cleaned it and i kid you not SAME FREAKING SPOT there was **** on it this morning when i went out to my car!!!!

That damnnnn bird has a vendetta for my ******* car!!!!!

 

I keep a bottle of quick detailer and a microfiber towel in my car for this very same problem. I get hit usually 3-4 times a week, usually while my car is in my driveway. It sucks.