Couldn't resist sharing
#14
You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you are operating on yourself.
#19
Lmfao
"My friend, if it were possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Mazda would look like Vin Diesel. It is just that manly." Vin Diesel is a homo so I am guessing that statement is a little flawed!