paintball the fock out of it. then prank call using soundboards all night. i like the jack nicholson the best.

 

hey now, i draw the line at paintball. Thats my sport.

You bash a mailbox with a baseball bat, and its just punks with a baseball bat.

If you shoot ANYTHING up with a paintball gun outside of a paintball field, it comes back on the entire sport of paintball, and then I have to come looking for you....

I'd see what my options are on the legal side, if it looks like a dead end, then start torturing the guy.

I do like the idea of a mass calling of TT owners to harass him. Lets get that phone number up.

 

i too play paintball and i say light that damn jeep up!! buy yeah lets get that number i'll get him good

 

I'll call him.

post up the number.

 

We be some spiteful ****'s - us TT lovers that is lol...

Is deviousness a factory option on the TT? We seem to all have it on ours [:@]

 

Yea I mean I would help you guys call him but im in IRAQ right now so... may be alittle hard but im sure they guys in my club would be down, they are allways willing to help me out if I ever need anything. You **** with a Audi you get ****ed! lol hey i got a new saying

 

throw eggs at his jeep as well, that will ruin the paint

 

ok...i love this kind of stuff...



OPTION # 1

Go to a chinese supermarket.
Buy FISH SAUCE. Cheap anywhere btwn $0.89 - $1.50.
( What is fish sauce? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_sauce )
Basically fish that is allowed to ferment in salt...stinks like a ****.



OPTION # 2

Go to a chinese supermarket.
Buy SHRIMP PASTE. Bit more expensiveabout $2-$3.
Purple in color.
Dilute this stuff in water.
( what is shrimp sauce? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrimp_sauce )
Basically shrimp that is fermented...worse than fishy sauce.



OPTION # 3

Pee in a bucket everyday and let it sit.
Wait til you think you got enough...by then it should be cloudy.
Put on a gas mask.



OPTION # 4

Buy some cheap fish at a supermarket preferrably not filets...
or go to a bait shop or fish store or go get them yourself.
Put in bucket wil just enough water to cover them.
The more fish the better.
Let sit in the sun for a week...make sure they are rotting before use.
Put on gas mask.



OPTION # 5

Go drinking then eat.
Go home and make yourself puke in to a bag/bucket.
Add a bit of water.



This for sure works...
Secret option # 6...

Go fishing or somehow get yourself a small shark (12-24 inches long) of course the bigger the better.
Let it die and sit in a bucket for about 4-7 days with a little bit of water.
Make sure flies can get to it so u have the MAGGOT factor.
Whatever you do, do not smell this stuff...you will lose everything u have ate in the last week.
I guarantee you will smell this for miles...
(My father and I forgot a shark on our boat for a week in the hot sun...I will never forget that year....everyday we walked by the boat and wondered what the Heck?...My father investigated it...it was nasty.)




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Try whichever above. Just make sure you get the stuff in his car...preferably on the cloth seats...he will remember.

Don't messup his car...that way he will have to smell this crap for days on end....and he won't beable to sell the car.

Good luck.

And post his number....it would be fun.

 

Okay allow me to rephrase... Fluffycharm is one sick little dude - we're all normal! [:-] lolol

I like the shrimp paste option personally.

 

yeah i like the idea of puttin somethin stinky in there so he has to drive around in it and cant sell his car, GIVE US THAT NUMBER!