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Old 12-07-2007, 05:23 AM
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OK here's what you dont do.

Call a girl a rat then give her ablock of craft singles.


I work grave,

this rat on swing has some crazy thing with my crew, i dont know what it is. Basicly my boss called me up with some crazy story about slacking off at work (mysteriously getting more work done than other shifts) so i run out and by some craft singles for the rat.

rat gets mad

cheese on the audi

police were called

whos the rat now BEAOTCH!

still, my car smells like cheese and i just waxed it.

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Old 12-07-2007, 08:01 AM
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hmm
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:13 AM
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you lost me
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:13 AM
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ROFLMAO...thats funny. You should have given her some crackers to go with her cheese[8D]
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 09:15 AM
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Ha...the police report or the call to the police must have been funny..."Yes, hello, my car has been vandalized. It's covered in cheese. I WANT JUSTICE!"

I can't believe you called the police.
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 10:29 AM
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ya i don't understand what's going on lol
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 10:33 AM
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Old 12-07-2007, 10:58 AM
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hahaha thats soo funny. rats deserve nothin but cheese, snitches.
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 10:58 AM
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funny. i too can't believe you called the cops.. but i guess its good to get a report.. maybe cheese residue can mess up your paint?

and where do you work that you can just leave and buy cheese?

hahaha
 
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Old 12-07-2007, 12:35 PM
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I know bologna (sp?) will pull your paint up if left on too long. Might just be on cheap paint but I have seen it before, cheese might do the same thing.
 


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