i no, i wus jus meshunin taht it wusnt hapinin on a 1.8 trany cuz they suk.

 

Can you read or write?^^^ The only words you spelled right in that whole sentence were "a" "on" "they".

 

heh....i was wondering how long it would take to **** somebody off with writing like that. .....
and I spelled "i' write.....

 

*Right

 

Because this thread is going no where, he is 100 ways to annoy someone.
Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
Drum on every available surface.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for random times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Safety Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la!"
Rouse your roommate/spouse from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
dont use any punctuation
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - Buried Treasure" in random spots on roadmaps.
Explain to everyone you meet of your Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells..." until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
Why walk when you can drive that half a block?
Name your dog "Dog".
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as the Mr Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Wear a lot of cologne.
Ask people if you may "interface" with them.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy".
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see the "magic picture".
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.")
When people ask you to do things, mutter under your breath, "This won't be neccessary where you are going."
Wait until you get to work to shave.
Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

 

WOW and to think I read all that.........[sm=bangbang.gif]

 

yeah......

 

Mamma' said these are my running shoes... Mamma' said they take me anywhere I wanna' go...

... Well... Ok, so, the other night I was riding home from having unprotected sex with two desease infested goats, and I'm having this dream. I'm in a Turbo Z, and these guys are after me... But they can't catch me... So they get a car... But they can't catch me... So they get a plane... And juuuuust as they're about to catch me, THE TWIN... TURBOS... KICK... IN... Nissan, for the human race.

Anyway, back to real life. I heard a noise from behind me, I turn and looked, and it's a Chevrolet Cavalier with a full body kit, aluminum wing, neons, 19" chrome wheels, a 5" Turbo muffler, and a front mount intake to top it off. I'm in my '92 Honda Civic that dyno'd out at 1,565whp, just cruising along, minding my own noise... When I hear him drop down and start creeping forward. So I put it in fifth gear and give it 50% throttle... Right at 4,500RPM I watch the boost gauge jump up to 48psi, and the wheels start spinning, I look back and I no longer see headlights, I look down at the speedometer and it's wrapped back around to 80MPH (180MPH), at this point I let off, just in time to see the Chinchilla standing in the road right in front of me... I woke up 2 years later, asking if I won the race.

The nurse replied "**** YEAH YOU BEAT THE **** OUT OF THAT ******* PIECE OF **** ******* GOD DAMNED CAVI!!!1!!!!!1! W000TTttTT!1!!"

... I decided to go back to sleep, as I decided that humanity should no longer be graced with my presence, as I was the only rational cucumber on the toothpick.

... Here, here's a question for you: What do you call a person without dignity, without loyalty, without respect? I call that person a ******' waste of my time. I wish I could take back, everything I said to you, wish I could take back every promise made to you, wish I could take it back! I feel, so filthy, I can smell you in the sheets, I feel so filthy, my skin will never come clean. There's only love and hate, you either love somebody, or you hate 'em. I feel so sick, inside. I feel dirty, right now. Why can't you just die?

Oh I'm all for it, **** the mother *******, the more people they kill, the better it is, for everybody. Here's to, pretty girls, and breaking, the law. Let's break, the law. Come on. Let's ******* do it, let's ******* break, let's ******* break the law. Let's break, the law.

Did you see any action? Did you make any friends? Would you like some affection, before I leave again? I've been walking behind you, since you've been able to see... There's never been any reason, for you to think about me. Did you have any bad dreams? Did you break any glass? Would you be my companion? Is there even a chance? You've been talking in circles, since I've been able to cry. There's never been any reason, for never telling me why. Save my life I'm going down for the last time, woman with the sweet love and better than a white lie. Bring a good feeling aint' had in such a long time. Save my life I'm going down for the last time.\

Staring at the sea, will she come? Is there hope for me, after all is said and done? Anything at any price, all of this for you. All the spoils of a wasted life, all of this... For you. All the World has closed her eyes, tired faith fell worn and thin... For all we could have done, and all that could have been... Ocean pulls me close, and whispers in my ear, the destiny I've chose, all becoming clear. The currents have their say, my time is drawing near, it washes me away, it makes me dissapear.

I seek, to bathe, my fetid flesh in CRIMSON SPRAY MOTHER *******!

... Thread lock now?

 

obviously not, lol

 

I havent read any of the thread other then the first post and the title so.... anyways just wanted to point out how awsome honda is at enginering,
s2000= 2.0 NA engine that pumps out 240hp
S4= 2.7 bi-turbo engine -- 250hp
it amazing isnt it, audi needs to get its head in the game