Hilarious kill story
#1
Hilarious kill story
So I went home for lunch today and I am on my way back to work... I pull away from a multi-lane intersection on the outside and to my left is this older gen prelude, riced to hell. As I finished the apex of the turn he pulls in front of me cutting me off like an idiot - I end up driving up his a$$. So he decides (for some unknown reason) to suddenly stop in the middle of the road with me behind him - as if he is trying to teach me a lesson for driving up his rear - when it was his freaking fault I did so in the first place.
So he sits there for about 10 seconds. I patiently wait there, no horn, nothing. I know he is waiting for me to put the car in reverse to get room to go around him, and then he will speed off like a tool. So I wait.
Eventually after what seems an eternity, he slowly crawls forward to see if I am still in drive. I am laughing out loud cuz I know I am going to smoke this motherf**ker.... As soon as there is room for me to pull out I hammer it and before he even shifts into third I am past him by 2 car lengths...
I flip him off as I am driving by - without looking at him. HAW HAW HAW!!!! He turns off on the next exit - no doubt pissed off to no end.
I smiled all the way back to work. One of my favorable moments in the avant. SLEEPER BABY!
So he sits there for about 10 seconds. I patiently wait there, no horn, nothing. I know he is waiting for me to put the car in reverse to get room to go around him, and then he will speed off like a tool. So I wait.
Eventually after what seems an eternity, he slowly crawls forward to see if I am still in drive. I am laughing out loud cuz I know I am going to smoke this motherf**ker.... As soon as there is room for me to pull out I hammer it and before he even shifts into third I am past him by 2 car lengths...
I flip him off as I am driving by - without looking at him. HAW HAW HAW!!!! He turns off on the next exit - no doubt pissed off to no end.
I smiled all the way back to work. One of my favorable moments in the avant. SLEEPER BABY!
#6
RE: Hilarious kill story
Well in that case... A ricer in a civic with the integra look alike headlights/custom hood scoop and all flamed out reved his engine today at the gas station and glared at me. So i rolled down my window and asked him if he had a CAI. He said "HELL YEA!!" So i said "lets go even though youll probably kill me with that setup!" So I took off out of the station, as he stalled in 1st and was stuck at the entrace and a line of traffic kept him from a 2nd attempt. I tried to wait for him, but didnt want to hold traffic up. That was pretty cool. Anyway... Brrman I had an 88 prelude 8V carburated 2.0 engine. That **** is nothin to **** with. Its almost like Ben Johnson's Minute Rice. That **** is GOOOOOOD.
#7
RE: Hilarious kill story
Well, whatever this guy had under the hood - it was not enough to back up the attitude he had.
I'm sure it was a 4th gen '93 prelude - after checking online pics.
If it hadn;t been for his stupid move of stopping in the road I would't have bothered to post anything - rarely, if ever, do I post about kills. I just thought this was quite funny.
I'm sure it was a 4th gen '93 prelude - after checking online pics.
If it hadn;t been for his stupid move of stopping in the road I would't have bothered to post anything - rarely, if ever, do I post about kills. I just thought this was quite funny.