Dude! I have rain gutters I can take off my house! Do I need to do any other mods, or can I just tape them right on?

 

Take a BB gun and randomly fire hundreds of rounds of BB's at your hood, front bumper, rear spoiler, and roof of the car. The dimples the BB's leave behind will help disrupt the airflow at speed. This will cause laminar flow, which is more effective than turbulent flow seen on most cars. The dimples will help move the air aside easier, making your car go faster! While you're at it, take your CAI apart, and shoot some BB's at the front of it. This will improve the airflow going into the engine.

 

Exactly. Any car mod using stuff from Home Depot or Lowes instantly adds a minimum of 15 hp. +10 if you're using duct tape to hold it on. Screws are for wussies.

 

Guys, you forgot more importantly the seatbelt american racing shoulder pads!!!!!!!!! those badass things hold you in the seat around the corners and provide comfort.